haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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