Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The struggles of a small town man whore
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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