I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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