I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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