I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Betty ford says i'm here all night
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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