All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
hell yes lets make some ravioli
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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