Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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