Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Two words: nipple clamps
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