yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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