I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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