Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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