Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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