You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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