why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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