I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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