oh god the rape fog is back!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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