I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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