she was so not down for the gang bang
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
