the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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