Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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