also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
