i think my mom watched the whole time
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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