If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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