Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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