it wasn't lemon gatorade
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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