If i come over, it means nothing
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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