This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
