Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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