You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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