at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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