yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
