Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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