No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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