Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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