HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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