I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So many bounce houses so little time
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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