the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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