well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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