: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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