just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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