Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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