butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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