He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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