How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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