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I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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