? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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