Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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