Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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