Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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