I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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