Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Say something about gay babies.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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