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What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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